Are you the models from Moody Judy?
Okay Lamar, we’re back to doing our fashion shows on the cheap, since we blew all that money on supermodels last week.
So, did you find a way to save us money on models for today’s show?
I sure did, Boss. I hired girls with real bad attitude.
They gave me a long list of stuff they won’t do.
Like smile. Or show any personality. Or wear red lipstick.
Well, just as long as they can walk to the end of the runway and turn around, I’ll be satisfied.
Oh right, about that, Boss. The girls get a five-minute break to sulk and pout in a chair before they turn around and come back.
Jeez, Lamar, where did you find these chicks?
Mostly from cut-rate specialty agencies, like Moody Judy’s Models and Surly Shirley’s Bitter Sitters.
Don’t you have any models who will keep moving on the runway?
That depends, Boss. How do you feel about somebody recovering from a recent ski accident?
Top and left: Models present creations by Italian designer Marco Corso during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi, April 1, 2011.
Lower left: A model presents a creation by Georgian designer Anka Nanitashvili during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi, April 2, 2011.
REUTERS photos by David Mdzinarishvili