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Okay Lamar, we’re back to doing our fashion shows on the cheap, since we blew all that money on supermodels last week.
So, did you find a way to save us money on models for today’s show?
I sure did, Boss. I hired girls with real bad attitude.
How bad?
They gave me a long list of stuff they won’t do.
Like what?
Like smile. Or show any personality. Or wear red lipstick.
Well, just as long as they can walk to the end of the runway and turn around, I’ll be satisfied.
Oh right, about that, Boss. The girls get a five-minute break to sulk and pout in a chair before they turn around and come back.
Jeez, Lamar, where did you find these chicks?
Mostly from cut-rate specialty agencies, like Moody Judy’s Models and Surly Shirley’s Bitter Sitters.
Don’t you have any models who will keep moving on the runway?
That depends, Boss. How do you feel about somebody recovering from a recent ski accident?
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Top and left: Models present creations by Italian designer Marco Corso during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi, April 1, 2011.
Lower left: A model presents a creation by Georgian designer Anka Nanitashvili during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi, April 2, 2011.
REUTERS photos by David Mdzinarishvili
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Grey, grey, grey, blue, grey, grey, black, blue, grey, black, grey, RED. What’s up with that? Are we watching The 6th Sense by M. Night Shamalaniamaiam and that chick has been interacting with ghosts or something? Does she see dead people? Are the other models dead people? Or can she just not fit into the emo gig no matter how sullen and devoid of emotion she tries to appear?
Holy GeeSus somebody get my a doughnut please!
I seeee shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes!
Sorry, when you say fashion pics, thats all I look at really… I dont care a blue whale’s as* about anything else…
Anyone else think that first model looks a bit like Ozzy Osbourne?
And the models *need* that chair, in case a lion comes out of the audience.
@Spin… the pic reminded me of Michael Jackson actually not Bowie..or Ozzy Osbourne!
Umm..Lion, skeres??
Yes, Shra. Lion tamer? Chair, whip?
Gee; no imagination.
More Haiku Tuesday goodness!
Sulky models on
runways may not smile or else
Marco breaks their leg
The last model is wearing her blue on the inside.
The other slouching, vacant-eyed models remind me of my two teenage children as they sit either at the dinner table, or in front of some form of entertainment that has a screen.
Ah teenagers – or as I prefer to call them, mobile organ harvesting kits.
See through plastic trousers? Blimey!
I’d be laughing if I had to wear those outfits and the black and blue lipstick!
All I know is that I wouldn’t have been allowed to sit like that wearing a dress when I was a teenager.
See through plastic pants? I’ll stick with a foil dress.
@Malt: I think Michael Jackson is in the audience in the third photo in the white suit.
Onedoor: You can spot MJ anywhere you want if you look with enough attention!
Now last pic is just offensive, what did poor patients did to get such a mocking?
Skeres, I’ll give you a thing or two about imagination you!
Nosmo, cracked up on that mobile organ harvesting kit thingies…
Maybe the plastic trousers are to protect the chair from any unfortunate accidents.
I was thinking more like Tena Trousers, Spin.