News, but not the serious kind
Darn, I’d forget my blouse if it wasn’t…
This time I have a real good feeling, boss. My shrink gave me some names of women in his Forgetful and Absent-Minded Therapy Group, and they look pretty presentable.
So? How does that help us, Lamar?
Don’t you get it, Boss? They do the fashion show for us, they immediately forget about it, and we don’t pay them anything!
I don’t know about that, Lamar.
Trust me, Boss, look, the show is starting now. Oops, I guess that first one absent-mindedly forgot to stop zipping up before she covered her face…
Lamar! That next one totally forgot to put on her blouse!
Boss, we can fix that with one of those salmon-colored rectangles….
This is a complete disaster, Lamar! At the rate they’re going, the next model will be wearing her dress backwards!
Oh, don’t be such a drama queen, Boss! What are the chances of that?
Top: A model presents a creation by the prize winners of the Russian Silhouette youth fashion contest during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Russia in Moscow, April 4, 2011. REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin
Left: A model presents a creation by Russian designer Konstantin Gayday during fashion week in Moscow, April 4, 2011. REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin
Right: A model presents a creation by Georgian designer Anka Nanitashvili during Georgian Fashion Week in Tbilisi, April 2, 2011. REUTERS/David Mdzinarishvili