Life can be a royal pane?
Blog Guy, I know you must have a lot of inside information about the upcoming royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. The security around them must be incredible. Where could they possibly be finding privacy? Do you know?
Yes, but I’m not sure how to tell you without also leaking it to a lot of other people.
Why don’t you just put it in your blog? Nobody reads that.
Okay, but prepare to be amazed. Kate and William are living in a shop window, dressed as mannequins in bridal outfits.
Way. Thousands of people pass by every day, never suspecting what they’re actually seeing.
That’s just incredible. Do they EVER leave the window?
Sure, some days they go out to earn some money for their wedding, just like any other young couple.
Earn money? What could the most recognizable couple in England possibly do to earn money without attracting mobs all around them?
Hmmmm. Is it still safe to write it in my blog without anybody seeing it?
Trust me, that will always be safe, Blog Guy. Go on.
Well, they’re picking up some easy cash as Kate and William lookalikes. It’s just too tempting to pass up.
Top: A woman looks at a charity shop window display showing masked mannequins depicting Britain’s Prince William and Kate Middleton wearing bridal outfits, in Loughborough, central England, April 4, 2011. The couple will marry at Westminster Abbey on April 29. REUTERS/Darren Staples
Left: A woman walks past the display. REUTERS/Darren Staples
Right: Lookalikes of Kate Middleton and Britain’s Prince William eat chicken in a fast food restaurant during a media event in London, April 1, 2011. REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth
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