News, but not the serious kind
Drinking in bed, in an ocean of red…
Blog Guy, what happened? You kind of left us hanging. You were about to crown a new Queen of the Entire World a couple of weeks ago, and it was down to two candidates.
Remember? One was in a giant feathered headdress and the other was just back from the longest Ash Wednesday service in history.
Yes, I do remember. We interviewed both of them and it turned out they didn’t have the three things we look for in a Queen of the Entire World.
Really? What are they?
Red satin sheets, red bikini, red wine.
Maybe it would help if you made those assets clear to all the contestants.
Heck, I didn’t even know about them myself until a few minutes ago. Here you go, the new queen of the entire world, all hail, blah blah blah.
A very nice choice, Blog Guy. How long do you suppose this one will hold the title?
Until the wine runs out.
A model holds a glass of red wine during the Vinitaly wine expo in Verona, April 8, 2011. REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini