You said my butt looks WHAT?
Lonnie, what were we thinking? I KNEW we shouldn’t have booked a fashion show in Mexico, what with the drug wars, the gang hits, the brazen shootouts all over the place!
It’ll be fine, Boss. Some of the models want to wear Kevlar vests on the runway, but those are pretty fashionable these days.
Well, I don’t know, Lon. Did the girls demand any other kind of security?
Oh, you know, they all want to carry 9 mm pistols. I said fine, what could it hurt?
Sure, what could possibly go wrong with arming a couple dozen prima donna models with semiautomatic weapons? Say Lonnie, have you seen Lamar around?
Yeah Boss, he just went backstage to tell Hulga her thighs are looking kind of chunky.
Top: A model takes aim with a gun during the Expo Seguridad Mexico 2011 security fair in Mexico City April 12, 2011.
Left: A model poses during the Expo Seguridad.
REUTERS photos by Jorge Dan Lopez