News, but not the serious kind
Another case of yellow urinalism?
You know, Lamar, I have to tell you, when we hired Acme Architects to design our new office building, we thought we were getting the very best.
You did? Really? We never said that. Actually, we’re down near the bottom. Is there some problem?
Er, yes, Lamar, we are not 100 percent satisfied with the way you designed the men’s rooms.
Are you serious? Vis-à-vis putting the urinals right up against the windows, which…do I really have to spell it out? We feel there should have been some plumbing involved.
That? Heck, wait’ll my big mistakes start to show up! Have there been any complaints about this urinal thing from the tenants?
Yes. To be honest, Lamar, it hasn’t done much to help business in the outdoor cafe on the ground level…
View over the city out of the restroom at the board floor of Germany’s Commerzbank in downtown Frankfurt April 6, 2011. REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach