Comments on: Five tips that could save your marriage

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 19:39:29 +0000

Jclimacus – that’s fantastic.

By: Shra

Shra — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 07:45:57 +0000

No Spin, I hinted. There’s a world of difference…

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 20:31:27 +0000

Not if I’ve lived there a while. I got the impression from what I read that they’d just rented it for a holiday, which I think makes it excusable. The confusion that is, not the wife beating.

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:04:17 +0000

You find rental property confusing, Crow?

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:03:37 +0000

That’s his wife? Damn Nic Cage, you may not know how to act but you sure as hell know how to pick a hottie!

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:02:06 +0000

Now hang on, wasn’t it a house they were renting? We’ve all gotten drunk and confused about temporary accommodation, surely?

By: Shra

Shra — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 15:18:26 +0000

Oh, didnt know he was aboard the ConAir again…

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 15:05:08 +0000

Isn’t it time for the annual Nicolas-Cage-is-dead story to start circulating the Internet?
I heard he got killed when he used the ejector seat in the Basler Air helicopter, which the Police were using to transfer him to a more secure facility.

By: Malteser

Malteser — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:39:28 +0000

Another tip I can think of is to throw something through the house’s windows – if no one comes out to complain, then it’s probably yours. Or it’s just empty at that time… But hey, you’d be narrowing down the search! The open window can also facilitate with the third tip, allowing you to better listen out for a ringing phone! See! There’s hope!

By: skeres

skeres — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:03:41 +0000

“Mr. Cage? Mr. Cage, wake up please. It’s your mug shot. Look here… Dammit, you closed your eyes again! Lamar, can you paint some eyes on this guy’s eyelids so we can get something that looks like him? Okay, now this time, can you get us a big smile, just like Tom Delay?”