I’m just putting on my eye makeup, honey!
Lamar, our fashion show is about to start. Did you find us a fresh supply of affordable runway models?
Human genetic mutations? Ewwwww, Lamar! What’s wrong with them? How bad is it?
Are you familiar with the cruel expression “four eyes,” Boss?
Whew. That’s a relief. Yes, Lamar, and I don’t mind having models who wear glasses.
Well Boss, what if people call ‘em “four eyes” and they don’t actually wear glasses?
What have you done, Lamar? These models ARE at least human, right? I mean flesh and blood?
Sure. Flesh, blood and some wooden rods coming out of their skulls.
Is that right? Then you may have something in common with them, Lamar. Bring me that pencil!
Models present creations by Kazakhstan’s design house Mechanical Piano during Kazakhstan Fashion Week in Almaty, April 21, 2011. REUTERS/Shamil Zhumatov