Comments on: I’m just putting on my eye makeup, honey!

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 22:53:58 +0000

Yeah right. I am sure the insider joke is a big secret…

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 19:17:50 +0000

I can’t decide whether they’re so weak from lack of food that they need the stick to hold their heads upright, or whether they’ve got extra eyes in case they accidentally poke one pair out when they miss their hair…

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:11:29 +0000

Thanks Nosmo. Naturally I’m really happy to see insider jokes in a blog read by hundreds of millions of people.

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 10:54:23 +0000

Hey Dave, if they only had one more eye they could be part of five-eyes.
//TS//SI//COMINT//ORCON//NOFORN

- Insider joke -

By: Shra

Shra — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 07:29:39 +0000

This gives a whole new definition to “seeing double”..

By: ladylala

ladylala — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:09:28 +0000

See now, when I first saw the pictures, I thought those were little sardines under their eyes, and that the prong-thingy was a tiny fishing rod. Not that it made any more sense.

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 00:20:37 +0000

They look so sad, so somber. Maybe they are dowel-gers. Snort!

If I had a dowel like that stuck in my hair, I could lead myself astray.

By: onequartlow

onequartlow — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 18:45:53 +0000

Yikes….Double vision……….

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 18:05:28 +0000

What do these genetic aberrations do when their eyes go bad? Perhaps a haiku will help:

Mutant zombies with
four eyes will have a hard time
finding bifocals.

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 17:55:25 +0000

Models with four eyes:
Whatever takes attention
off of the fashions.