News, but not the serious kind
It’s not tricky, tiki isn’t tacky…
Blog Guy, now that Donald Trump may run for president, what are you going to do? Will you be caught up short at the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, what with the scarcity of funny photos of Trump?
Are you kidding me? Our only problem will be whether to build a new wing or just a huge annex to display our Trump collection.
Ah, so it sounds like you’re prepared.
The only way we could be more prepared is if Homer Simpson becomes president.
What do you think of Trump?
I’d say he showed his class again recently when he compared himself to former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney: “Well, I’m a much bigger businessman,” Trump said on CNN. “And I have a much, much bigger net worth…”
Then, in case you didn’t get what he meant by that, he went on. “I mean, my net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney.”
Do you think you, as a humor blogger, can be fair and impartial if Trump wins?
No. I used to be a New Yorker, and Trump did the unforgivable.
He stole your wife? Shot your dog?
He bought the Plaza Hotel, declared the Trader Vic’s tiki restaurant there was “tacky,” and closed it.
OMG! That’s bound to be a campaign issue. Will Americans vote for a man who closes tiki places?
I know for sure I never will.
Top: Donald Trump smiles during the “Dressed to Kilt” fashion show in New York April 3, 2006. REUTERS/Seth Wenig
Combo left: Trump at a media event on the sand dunes of the Menie estate, the site for Trump’s proposed golf resort, near Aberdeen, northeast Scotland May 27, 2010. REUTERS/David Moir
Combo right: Trump speaks at a South Florida Tea Party rally in Boca Raton, Florida, April 16, 2011. REUTERS/Joe Skipper
Lower right: Trump poses with Miss Sri Lanka Jacqueline Fernandez backstage before the Miss Universe 2006 Pageant in Los Angeles, July 23, 2006. REUTERS/Frank Szelwach/Miss Universe L.P, L.L.C./Handout