If you run out of REAL wedding news…
Blog Guy, that royal wedding is getting really close now, so how about some more of your expertise? I believe you mentioned a royal carriage would be used for Prince William and Kate?
Gosh, I thought if might be a little nicer.
These things are never quite as majestic as we imagine them, are they?
Who’s that baby in the carriage with them?
What do I look like, a fricking genealogist?
Ouch! Okay what about jewelry for the event? I suppose we’ll see the Crown Jewels in all their glory?
You bet! Here are some royals being fitted for the regalia that will adorn them at the wedding. I believe that necklace is the royal…
As for these “royal jewels,” this is just some clown called the “Pearly King” putting pearls on his wife, the “Pearly Queen!”
Well, whatever. It’s all part of the pageantry for the Wedding of the Century on Saturday, when the heir to Britain’s…
Blog Guy, the wedding is on Friday.
Friday? You mean like tomorrow?
Jeez, I guess I’d better get a move on, then….
Top and right: German bicycle designer Didi Senft presents his latest work in Storkow, Germany, April 26, 2011. Senft, a cycling fan better known as ‘El Diablo,’ built the vehicle from an East German Trabant car. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz
Left: Pearly King Patrick Jolly puts a string of pearls around the neck of his wife, Pearly Queen Carole Jolly. They will be attending local celebration parties in Hackney and Westminster. REUTERS/Olivia Harris
Lower left: Kate Middleton in St. James’s Palace, central London November 16, 2010. REUTERS/Paul Hackett