Comments on: If you run out of REAL wedding news…

By: Malteser

Malteser — Mon, 02 May 2011 10:36:42 +0000

Spin – I thought you were referring to and linking the tower bridge designed on the car with the “london bridge is falling down” tune… my bad!

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 23:41:52 +0000

@Doc: I thought it was “How do you get the Liberal Arts major off your front porch?”.

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 23:41:48 +0000

@Doc: I thought it was “How do you get the Liberal Arts major off your front porch?”.

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 13:07:37 +0000

At weddings, I always think of the old joke:

Q: How do you stop a woman from wanting sex?
A: Feed her wedding cake.

During the brief glimpse I had of today’s wedding, though, I thought of this one:

Q: How do you get a bassoon player off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.

By: Malteser

Malteser — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:12:44 +0000

BG can always manufacture the pictures we want, no? Like the chocolate guy feature for instance. So I would love to see Kate throwing pieces of the wedding cake at William…oh and another picture of someone slipping after tripping her long wedding dress tail…!

By: fwd079

fwd079 — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 10:57:21 +0000

@Skeres: Fair enough, vows done now kids singing etc so checking out the stuff here.

RB rules, he’ll soon find goofy pictures of royals, see his smile in picture on right, he can do anything! *bows*

By: Malteser

Malteser — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 08:16:48 +0000

@69Spin…
“Look out! The building on top of the car/bicycle is going to fall down!”

Did you just confuse the London Bridge and the Tower Bridge there?

OK OK, this is zap material, but I couldn’t resist!

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:48:57 +0000

Are the Pearly Royals related to Minnie Pearl? They look kinda country western in those outfits.

The Royal couple to wed is looking a tad pressed for time, or maybe just pressed…

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 22:38:55 +0000

Note to self: take CDs to listen to in the van tomorrow whilst delivering pies, the radio will be rubbish.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 19:31:16 +0000

@Shra, yeah I could imagine she would still look scary even with wings and a halo. :p