News, but not the serious kind
Creepy just got creepier…
Blog Guy, are you still setting up fantasy photos for your readers?
Yes, when I’m in the mood. What do you have in mind?
Say, you’re kind of strange, aren’t you?
No, I like to think I’m just a normal reader.
Yeah? I like to think I’m the President of Honduras. So apart from this nasty chocolate guy, could you possibly make the scene any creepier?
Yes. I’d like that strange German designer, Karl Lagerfeld, to pose next to the chocolate guy.
Um, can you photograph Valentino picking his nose?
Not a problem.
Top: German designer Karl Lagerfeld poses as he unveils his hotel suite creation made of chocolate, part of a campaign by a leading ice cream brand, at a hotel in Paris April 28, 2011. REUTERS/Jacky Naegelen
Left: Italian fashion designer Valentino at the Cannes Film Festival in 2007 photo. REUTERS/Yves Herman