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We’ve got another fashion show today, Lamar, and money is still very tight. Did you manage to find us a model who works cheap?
I did, Boss. She’s dressing now.
What’s wrong with her, Lamar? There’s always something wrong with those cheap ones you get.
Nothing, Boss. Oh, but she couldn’t find a pet-sitter for her snake, so she brought it with her. Don’t worry, she’ll take it out on the runway with her.
Jeez, Lamar! She keeps a LIVE snake? Don’t most models just adopt VIRTUAL snakes and lizards at e-reptile?
No, Boss, those virtual snakes never work right. Haven’t you heard of that e-reptile dysfunction?
Ah, right, Lamar. So have you written our press release for today’s show? How are you going to slip the live snake into it?
Easy, Boss. My headline says, “Ladies, boas are back in style!”
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A model performs with a snake before a presentation by Kazakhstan’s Kenje design house during Kazakhstan Fashion Week in Almaty April 23, 2011. REUTERS/Shamil Zhumatov
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Looks like a short reticulated python to me, but what do I know?
==RED
Ummm… shooooessss?
She ain’t no Britney that’s for sure.
A model, wearing only a g-string bottom, really tall shoes, and an oversized puzzle piece, cavorts down the runway while fondling a snake.
So, do we know how well Kazakhstan is going with getting it’s name officially changed to Wackystan?
Really nice of the designer to include the bars for BG. I guess black is the new beige?
And exactly *what* is she modeling here?
Isn’t there some accessory rule about not wearing a snake that’s thicker than your thigh?
Fugly. Anyhow, if she set the snake down, there would be audience run-a-way.
That Lamar!
So do you take vipa-gra to help with e-reptile dysfunction?
Amazon woman makes her way to fashion world…
Ah well.. gave up on designers long ago… these shoes arent doing it for me either!
Nosmo – good one.
Can one get the ‘dress’ in snake-skin?
Well, at last this article is well reticulated.
===RED
she’s so ugly!!
Nosmo: funny one!
If she would only smile. Or maybe the snake should smile.
Shra: I had some Zapps chips today. Really! I had to try them in your honor.
Absolutely will get your attention! Surprising!
One, I am honoured you had them… hope you enjoyed them?
Infact, I am honoured that you even thought of honouring me…