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May 2, 2011

We’ve got another fashion show today, Lamar, and money is still very tight. Did you manage to find us a model who works cheap?

I did, Boss. She’s dressing now.

What’s wrong with her, Lamar? There’s always something wrong with those cheap ones you get.

Nothing, Boss. Oh, but she couldn’t find a pet-sitter for her snake, so she brought it with her. Don’t worry, she’ll take it out on the runway with her.

Jeez, Lamar! She keeps a LIVE snake? Don’t most models just adopt VIRTUAL snakes and lizards at e-reptile?

No, Boss, those virtual snakes never work right. Haven’t you heard of that e-reptile dysfunction?

Ah, right, Lamar. So have you written our press release for today’s show? How are you going to slip the live snake into it?

Easy, Boss. My headline says, “Ladies, boas are back in style!”

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A model performs with a snake before a presentation by Kazakhstan’s Kenje design house during Kazakhstan Fashion Week in Almaty April 23, 2011. REUTERS/Shamil Zhumatov

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Looks like a short reticulated python to me, but what do I know?

==RED

Posted by REDruin | Report as abusive
 

Ummm… shooooessss?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

She ain’t no Britney that’s for sure.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

A model, wearing only a g-string bottom, really tall shoes, and an oversized puzzle piece, cavorts down the runway while fondling a snake.
So, do we know how well Kazakhstan is going with getting it’s name officially changed to Wackystan?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

Really nice of the designer to include the bars for BG. I guess black is the new beige?

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive
 

And exactly *what* is she modeling here?

Posted by skeres | Report as abusive
 

Isn’t there some accessory rule about not wearing a snake that’s thicker than your thigh?

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

Fugly. Anyhow, if she set the snake down, there would be audience run-a-way.

That Lamar!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

So do you take vipa-gra to help with e-reptile dysfunction?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

Amazon woman makes her way to fashion world…

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

Ah well.. gave up on designers long ago… these shoes arent doing it for me either!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Nosmo – good one.

Can one get the ‘dress’ in snake-skin?

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

Well, at last this article is well reticulated.

===RED

Posted by REDruin | Report as abusive
 

she’s so ugly!!

Posted by Caglar | Report as abusive
 

Nosmo: funny one!

If she would only smile. Or maybe the snake should smile.

Shra: I had some Zapps chips today. Really! I had to try them in your honor.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Absolutely will get your attention! Surprising!

Posted by cartergarth | Report as abusive
 

One, I am honoured you had them… hope you enjoyed them? :)

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Infact, I am honoured that you even thought of honouring me…

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