News, but not the serious kind
A sure way to get their attention…
We’ve got another fashion show today, Lamar, and money is still very tight. Did you manage to find us a model who works cheap?
What’s wrong with her, Lamar? There’s always something wrong with those cheap ones you get.
Nothing, Boss. Oh, but she couldn’t find a pet-sitter for her snake, so she brought it with her. Don’t worry, she’ll take it out on the runway with her.
Jeez, Lamar! She keeps a LIVE snake? Don’t most models just adopt VIRTUAL snakes and lizards at e-reptile?
No, Boss, those virtual snakes never work right. Haven’t you heard of that e-reptile dysfunction?
Ah, right, Lamar. So have you written our press release for today’s show? How are you going to slip the live snake into it?
Easy, Boss. My headline says, “Ladies, boas are back in style!”
A model performs with a snake before a presentation by Kazakhstan’s Kenje design house during Kazakhstan Fashion Week in Almaty April 23, 2011. REUTERS/Shamil Zhumatov