News, but not the serious kind
Sorry Mr. Trump, I thought you were someone else
Blog Guy, you look very upset. What’s wrong?
I’ve just seen the clearest sign yet of that onrushing Apocalypse I keep writing about.
That’s just a photo of possible candidate Donald Trump. We’ve already established that you wouldn’t vote for him. So what’s the new sign?
Look what he’s doing. According to the caption, he’s signing an autograph. The fact that somebody might want Trump’s autograph is…it’s just not natural.
Couldn’t there be some other explanation?
Well, that’s what I’m hoping for. I’m thinking maybe the guy asked for it as sarcasm, and Trump fell for it.
Or maybe Trump’s people are holding the man’s baby over an open manhole, or perhaps the dude was disoriented by a blow to the head….
But then the cynic in me takes over, and I figure he really did want Trump’s autograph, and he took it home and put it in his living room, right next to his entire library – the works of Justin Bieber and Snooki Polizzi – so he can be close to it while he watches an endless loop of “Two and a Half Men” reruns.
I’m moving down to the panic room now. Who’s with me?
Top: Real estate magnate and television personality Donald Trump signs an autograph as he walks through downtown Portsmouth, New Hampshire April 27, 2011. REUTERS/Joel Page
Right: Trump speaks to a group of Republican organizations in Las Vegas, April 28, 2011. REUTERS/Las Vegas Sun/Steve Marcus