I’ve got your back, Renee…
Hey Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my haberdasherâ€™s fishmonger?
Oh sure, even when Iâ€™m on vacation, which I am now, Iâ€™m alwaysÂ happy to take time out to settle bets with folks from randomly obscure professions.
Great, thanks! So we were wondering, who has the most deformed back in the history of entertainment?
She says itâ€™s Quasimodo,Â from “The Hunchback of Notre Dame,”Â Â but I think itâ€™s the actress, Renee Zelwigger.
You win that one, hands down. I mean, just look at this photo.Â I donâ€™t even know what some of those bones are called.
OMG, Iâ€™m going to be sick! Thatâ€™s even worse than Iâ€™ve heard! But isnâ€™t there some chance thatâ€™s a front shot, and she just has that dress on backwards?
I suppose so. But if thatâ€™s the case, then she must have the most flexible neck on earth, not to mention fairly bad fashion instincts.
Actress Renee Zellweger poses on arrival at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty, in New York, May 2, 2011. REUTERS/Mike Segar