Want a margarita in a dribble glass, sir?
Blog Guy, I know you’re blogging from vacation, and some of your readers have been debating where you might have gone.
Thanks for your interest. I’m at a world-famous practical joke camp for adults.
“Camp Juvenile, where the novelty never wears off!” We spend two weeks learning the basics of really amusing practical jokes, with an emphasis on the classics.
It’s wonderful here. I love meals in the rustic mess hall, where every seat has a whoopee cushion and they only serve drinks in dribble glasses. Last night at campfire, the director doused the flames and the logs kept relighting. We were in stitches!
Meanwhile, you can’t walk five steps here without seeing a pile of poop or barf. Of course it’s all fake. I think.
Yeah, quite a departure from my daily blogging, huh? Hey, you want to smell this flower in my lapel?
Oops, gotta run. They’re making us write postcards to the folks back home. “Dear Mom, I’m having a great time. P.S., Mom, your shoelace is untied.”
Top: Actress Halle Berry reacts as actor Ashton Kutcher tells her she has been caught on camera for his MTV show “Punk’d” after she was told she could not enter the theater for the premiere of her new film “Gothika” because all the seats were filled, November 13, 2003 at the film’s premiere in Los Angeles. Kutcher’s show plays elaborate practical jokes on his celebrity friends. REUTERS/Fred Prouser
Right: Mike (R), a homeless man, commits “pie-icide” next to Marguerite Ostrovaski (L) and other members of the National Pie Association in hopes of bringing awareness to the plight of the homeless in San Francisco, in a 1998 photo. REUTERS
Right: Outgoing White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove reacts upon finding his Jaguar car wrapped in plastic and adorned with stickers as a practical joke, at a parking lot on the White House grounds in Washington, August 29, 2007. REUTERS/Jason Reed