Comments on: Want a margarita in a dribble glass, sir? News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: DoctorDoll Sat, 14 May 2011 23:06:01 +0000 Her name was Sharon. Nosmo, you should have seen her sister Cheryl. They had a brother named Cam. Uh-oh.

By: Nosmo_King Sat, 14 May 2011 12:50:24 +0000 Doc, you are a Legend.
A Legend I say.
The freshmen still speak of you with hushed voices of awe.

By: DoctorDoll Wed, 11 May 2011 15:16:11 +0000 In high school, on a whim, I asked out an , uh, outgoing woman I knew from another high school. On our date, she looked just like Halle Berry in that photo — big hair, big laugh, and all.

By: Onedoor Tue, 10 May 2011 23:00:09 +0000 With a tip of the dress strap to Allan Sherman.

Hello, mother.
Hello, father.
Here I am at
Camp Laugh a Lotta.
Where my dress now,
is always falling,
and photographers to me are always calling:
“Take it off!” er, “Smile”
and then a pie is thrown
and Ashton Kutcher
who’d have known
he dresses badly
so we laugh
and laugh
so very madly…

By: CrowGirl Tue, 10 May 2011 19:54:13 +0000 Nosmo, you’re just not going to the right parties…

By: Nosmo_King Tue, 10 May 2011 13:57:19 +0000 Oh, so that’s Ashton Kutcher, and not some homeless bum. Although technically those the the same thing.

You know, I’ve never before seen someone laugh so hard that their dress fell off.

By: DoctorDoll Tue, 10 May 2011 12:05:59 +0000 I wonder how how much Kutcher paid for that ensemble.

By: Malteser Tue, 10 May 2011 11:34:00 +0000 Halle-luia what a Berry :) Just joking…not.

By: Shra Tue, 10 May 2011 07:53:26 +0000 In the first one, it looks like Ashton just told Halle that her dress straps were undone and she was on TV, resulting in Halle trying to clutch to her dress while laughing, embarrassed.

Never been in a pie-fight, though would like to be.. no, sir, pie-cide is not for me… Death by Chocolate however is an option 😉

The last one was just precious…

By: Screened Tue, 10 May 2011 07:23:35 +0000 I love punk’d.