Beach Blanket? Bingo!
Blog Guy, summer is almost here, and once again we’re faced with that annual problem. You know the one.
You put on an unsightly 200 pounds over the winter and you’re embarrassed to be seen in a swimsuit?
No! The problem is, when I go to the beach I have to take a blanket and keep track of it and everything, and it’s such a hassle I just stay home and feel sorry for myself.
Ah. Then help is on the way, with this new combo swimsuit and beach blanket. The space-age design Lets you lounge on the beach and soak up the sun, and then take it with you when you run into the water.
That would totally solve my problem! But how do I get to the beach with this thing?
Easy. You sit on your sunroof and steer with your feet.
Wow! They’ve thought of everything. But wait, if I wear it into the ocean, then how do I save my spot on the beach, and keep my books and stuff off the sand?
Blog Guy, for about four seconds that explanation actually made sense to me. Could your blog be making your readers stupider?
I can’t make promises, but I’m certainly doing my best.
A model presents a creation by designer Agatha Ruiz de la Prada during the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2011 show, February 19, 2011. REUTERS/Susana Vera