And then, the Mama Grizzly said…
Blog Guy, you set up a lot of fantasy shots for your readers, and we appreciate them. Maybe it’s time to share one of your own fantasies with us.
Wow, I’ve had that same one, having chicks feed me from a bottle and I don’t have to do anything but sit there. Well done, Blog Guy!
You must be an idiot. See, MY dream would be to HOLD one of those really adorable, cuddly polar bear or panda cubs. I can’t imaging anything more fun.
Oh, I see. Well, Blog Guy, if you want something you just have to take it.
You go to a zoo where there are cute cubs, you climb a fence and you sweet-talk the cub’s mother. I mean, what’s the worst she can do?
By golly, assertive stranger, you have a point. Let’s go over there right now and get one from the mama polar bear. Oops, I think I left my wallet in the car. You go on ahead and I’ll catch up with you.
Top: Zookeepers feed polar bear twin cubs at a photo opportunity at Laohutan Ocean Park in Dalian, Liaoning Province, April 25, 2011. Reuters/China Daily
Right: Spanish Queen Sofia poses with twin six-months-old pandas Po and De De at the Madrid Zoo & Aquarium March 29, 2011. REUTERS/Andrea Comas