I’ve decided not to be President Trump…
Blog Guy, what’s wrong? You look like you’ve been sobbing.
Yeah, I have. I’m pretty broken up about Donald Trump not running for president.
Yes, but I figured my blog was practically written in advance through 2012. It would have been so easy. I’ll never find anybody like that again.
Jeez Blog Guy, way to make it all about YOU!
I mean, testing the political waters by implying the current President of the United States wasn’t really born here? Who does that?
Then there’s the whole “Apprentice” thing. A year ago I wouldn’t have believed any serious contender would even WATCH a reality television show, and now we come this close to having a candidate who APPEARS on one! It was a humor blogger’s dream come true!
And you know, Trump even had to tease me once more yesterday, reminding me how little class he has.
He said if he were to run, he believed he would win. In other words, he turned into the kid who runs away from a playground fight and then talks your arm off about how he would have won.
Blog Guy, this is still about Trump buying the Plaza Hotel in New York City and closing the Trader Vic’s there, isn’t it?
Yes, I’m afraid so.
Top and right: Real estate magnate and television personality Donald Trump speaks to a group of Republican organizations at the Treasure Island hotel and casino in Las Vegas, Nevada April 28, 2011. REUTERS/Las Vegas Sun/Steve Marcus
Donald Trump 2012 campaign buttons are sold at a South Florida Tea Party rally before the property magnate and reality TV star spoke in Boca Raton, Florida, April 16, 2011. REUTERS/Joe Skipper