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Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my nephew’s archery instructor?
Okay, these wagers with members of unlikely professions are getting out of hand. What are you betting on this time? Something really stupid, I imagine.
Not at all. We disagree on which movie actress has the most teeth. I say it’s Julia Roberts, but the archer says it’s some actress named Delphine Chaneac.
Sorry, the archer has a point, so to speak. Here is Chaneac at Cannes, promoting her new film. Check out the set of fifty-six teeth jammed in-between those lips.
OMG! That’s just SO wrong! How does she even stretch her mouth open that wide?
It appears she generates power with small windmills on her shoes.
Ah. Well, that makes sense, then.
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Top and left: Actress Delphine Chaneac arrives on the red carpet for the screening of the film “The Artist” in competition at the Cannes Film Festival, May 15, 2011. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard
Lower left: Actress Delphine Chaneac arrives on the red carpet for the screening of the film “The Artist” in competition at the Cannes Film Festival, May 15, 2011. REUTERS/Christian Hartmann
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I think Lamar got the info wrong for those pictures BG. I mean, if she’s really at Cannes, where is her cigarette?
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 11/05/17/the-prestigious-zippo-award-goe s-to/
and those are clearly her holiday shoes. Nobody would wear poinsettias unless it Christmas.
Don’t you hate it when you fall asleep in the car on the way to an event, and someone’s three year-old doodles on your foot and ankle in permanent marker?
Shooooooeessss!!! teeheehee…
Good teeth, but no mugs…
If Steven Tyler, Liv Tyler, Julia Roberts, Delphine Chaneac all got together and smiled at once do you think the resulting singularity would be enough to destroy the Earth?
@IFly: don’t know if it would destroy the earth, but it would provide one heckuva good shield against any alien invasion.
The shoes are nice, but those feet! She’s what….33? And her feet look like those of an 85-year-old waitress who just retired from an all-night truck stop!
That’s the widest smile in the world or the scariest?
@skeres, right on! Unfortunately that puts Jeff Goldblum and Randy Quaid out of a job though.
Between her and Carly Simon, they could start a whole fleet of Harleys.
Shra, right on with the teeth & mugs comment lol