Baby, you said a mouthful!

May 19, 2011

Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my nephew’s archery instructor?

Okay, these wagers with members of unlikely professions are getting out of hand. What are you betting on this time? Something really stupid, I imagine.

Not at all. We disagree on which movie actress has the most teeth. I say it’s Julia Roberts, but the archer says it’s some actress named Delphine Chaneac.

Sorry, the archer has a point, so to speak. Here is Chaneac at Cannes, promoting her new film. Check out the set of fifty-six teeth jammed in-between those lips.

OMG! That’s just SO wrong! How does she even stretch her mouth open that wide?

It appears she generates power with small windmills on her shoes.

Ah. Well, that makes sense, then.

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Top and left: Actress Delphine Chaneac arrives on the red carpet for the screening of the film “The Artist” in competition at the Cannes Film Festival, May 15, 2011. REUTERS/Eric Gaillard

Lower left: Actress Delphine Chaneac arrives on the red carpet for the screening of the film “The Artist” in competition at the Cannes Film Festival, May 15, 2011. REUTERS/Christian Hartmann

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I think Lamar got the info wrong for those pictures BG. I mean, if she’s really at Cannes, where is her cigarette?
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 11/05/17/the-prestigious-zippo-award-goe s-to/

and those are clearly her holiday shoes. Nobody would wear poinsettias unless it Christmas.

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive

Don’t you hate it when you fall asleep in the car on the way to an event, and someone’s three year-old doodles on your foot and ankle in permanent marker?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

Shooooooeessss!!! teeheehee…
Good teeth, but no mugs…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

If Steven Tyler, Liv Tyler, Julia Roberts, Delphine Chaneac all got together and smiled at once do you think the resulting singularity would be enough to destroy the Earth?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

@IFly: don’t know if it would destroy the earth, but it would provide one heckuva good shield against any alien invasion. :)

Posted by skeres | Report as abusive

The shoes are nice, but those feet! She’s what….33? And her feet look like those of an 85-year-old waitress who just retired from an all-night truck stop!

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive

That’s the widest smile in the world or the scariest? :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

@skeres, right on! Unfortunately that puts Jeff Goldblum and Randy Quaid out of a job though.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

Between her and Carly Simon, they could start a whole fleet of Harleys.

Posted by lceel | Report as abusive

Shra, right on with the teeth & mugs comment lol

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

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