News, but not the serious kind
It’s called the sport of kings, your majesty
Blog Guy, you haven’t written much about Britain’s royal family since the big wedding. Please fill us in on their activities this week.
Ah. Okay, did the queen do anything else interesting?
Yes, I believe she watched a beer.
She watched a beer?
Hold on just a second, Blog Guy. Back up! The Preakness isn’t even going to be run until tomorrow! I caught you in a big fat lie!
You’re forgetting about time zones. Britain is a day ahead of us.
Damn! You’re very clever, but one of these days you’ll slip up, Blog Guy!
Top and right: Britain’s Queen Elizabeth visits the Irish National Stud, one of Ireland’s top horsebreeding centers, near Dublin May 19, 2011. REUTERS/John Stillwell/POOL
Left: Britain’s Queen Elizabeth looks at a pint of Guinness poured by Master Brewer Fergal Murray at the Guinness Storehouse, in Dublin, May 18, 2011. REUTERS/Tony Maxwell /Pool