Comments on: Six ways I know the world isn’t ending

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Wed, 25 May 2011 17:16:32 +0000

Thorry thpin, I woth juth joking.
I hope.

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Tue, 24 May 2011 11:28:40 +0000

I would have thought that a number one reason the Rapture was obviously fake was that Sarah Palin had yet to announce her candidacy for the 2012 Presidential Race.

Or that Justin Bieber is in fact the head of Anonymous.

Or that Randy Quaid starts to make sense.

Or that Muammar Gadaffi is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If any of the above things actually happen, we be in trouble.

By: Shra

Shra — Tue, 24 May 2011 11:06:50 +0000

Not really, no CG… after all, when on vacation, BG secretly fights all evil forces who would hasten the apocalypse, with his sheer awesomeness!

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Mon, 23 May 2011 18:43:29 +0000

Is that a pic of you on holiday Mr B? ‘Cos I was wondering if you taking a vacation was a sign of the apocalyse…

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Mon, 23 May 2011 14:26:03 +0000

It’s me. I figured the aviators would protect me during the rapture. Looks like I was right.

By: Shra

Shra — Mon, 23 May 2011 14:14:56 +0000

He sent me my daily dose of shoes, Malt.. so, I am pretty sure its the same BG..

By: Malteser

Malteser — Mon, 23 May 2011 13:22:04 +0000

I knew there’d be an article on this rapture business…so, who’s still around? Did anyone carry out a head-count since the 21st?

PS: Are we sure BG is the same BG we know – he looks different now, with the aviator glasses and all.

By: Shra

Shra — Mon, 23 May 2011 09:18:51 +0000

Eh, I was in the pub with 2 girlfriends and then went on to see Grease! Boy, it was much more fun than waiting for any kind of Rapture…

By: flesticle

flesticle — Mon, 23 May 2011 02:33:28 +0000

If anyone who believes in the crapture, oops, I mean rapture, and owns a MacBook Air, would like to give it to me instead of just leaving it lying around when they get ‘taken up’ or ‘out’, they can contact me and I’ll be happy to take it from them. I will use it to keep records of all the stuff that happens until the big catastropheny-grande!

By: uncarastus

uncarastus — Sun, 22 May 2011 14:50:06 +0000

Now we can all party like it is December 31st 1999, because Y2K is about to happen, and we won’t be seeing each other ever again.

The End

PS I am stuck in a time loop.