She flew in on Hair Force One?
Come on into Air Force One, sir. You’re the new hairdresser here to style the first lady’s hair for the big trip?
We don’t have many options left. Ms. Obama is VERY particular about her hair, and often if she’s unhappy with the results, the stylist…
No. Totally disappears from the face of the earth. So, what is your name again?
Do you have any ideas? Did you bring some beauty magazines or anything?
No, just this Woody Woodpecker comic book I’m reading.
Well, just do your best. Believe me, you’ll know right away what she thinks of it.
Top : U.S. first lady Michelle Obama after arriving with her husband President Barack Obama at Dublin Airport, in Dublin, Ireland May 23, 2011. REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth
Right: Woody Woodpecker
Left: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama makes a point as she talks to children about health and fitness during a visit to an elementary school in Silver Spring, Maryland May 19, 2010. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque