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May 26, 2011

Blog Guy, will you please set up one of your famous fantasy photos for me?

What do you have in mind?

Well, I want to be in it myself. I’ll be in a train station…

Already I don’t like where this is going.

See, this gorgeous brunette – like Kate Middleton, only much prettier – dressed all in black, with stiletto boots, roars up on a big red BSA Spitfire and stops to let me on the back…

I’m gonna stop you right there, Ace. Let me take a wild guess. You’re over 60, you’re losing your hair and you’re no Brad Pitt. Am I right?

Er, well, yes. How did you know?

Because you’re the 14th guy today to ask for that exact same fantasy shot. Show up at the railway station on Tuesday. I’ve got a 10:45 a.m. slot open, take it or leave it.

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Thriller writer Jeffery Deaver poses for photographers with model Chesca Miles on a BSA Spitfire motorbike to launch the new James Bond book “Carte Blanche” at St Pancras station in London May 25, 2011. REUTERS/Paul Hackett

Comments

I want those boots
and I want that bike
I dont want her legs
I like mine better…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

@Shra, I like yours better too. ;)

They could have picked a more badass looking bike though. A one cylinder? That can’t even be a 250cc! It’s practically a moped!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

@Ifly: Were you really expecting a bald man to catch a heavy bike rider girl? :D

Posted by fwd79 | Report as abusive
 

The first Mrs Nosmo used to ride a Ducati 750SS, wearing full leathers.
It was lust at first sight. And yes, she was as pretty as the bike.
Ahh, stories for another day, and venue.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

I’ve always thought of myself more as a Matt Helm type, rather than James Bond.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive
 

I should really not say anything. I ride a way more badass bike, a Boulevard M50, and have all my hair. (Shameless self-promoting plug) yet I am still single and have no hot motorcycle model chicks wanting to ride with me. So that guy up there may be on to something.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

I’m impressed that her hair survives the lid so well.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

Thanks, Nosmo and Spin: I am cracking up picturing Big Bird on a Harley.

Leather, it’s not just for breakfast any more…

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Oh, you boys! Hair, or lack of, isn’t a deal breaker. Cam’s sister might have higher standards!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Why thank you, Mr.Pilot! ;)
Now just transfer yourself to this side of the pond, and your problems shall be solved!
CG, I am pretty sure she did the shots before putting on the helmet and if not, she had ATLEAST 4 people hovering over her, to do her up…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

@Spin, she was indeed an angry bird on a bike. At times a very angry bird, especially after I asked for the divorce. I think the thing that annoyed her most is that there was no-one else in the picture when I left.
Cue the scumbag lawyer.
Karma did eventually arrive and bit both of them very hard.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

@Nosmo, hey at least you got to live the dream for a little while. A hottie in leather riding a Ducati of all bikes. You sir are the Obi-wan to my Luke Skywalker. Teach me my master, teach me the ways of the force!

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

…looking at the third photo….
Are you SURE that model’s not from the Goofy Face Wax Museum?

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive
 

this is a joke right? women like this don’t go for bald men. Not unless you look like Jason Statham? women like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley fall this kind of guy.

http://www.hairandlaserclinic.com/

Posted by AIHR | Report as abusive
 

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