Comments on: How do you get corn to stay on this thing?

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 14:07:32 +0000

Corn is a sore subject hereabouts. It’s been too wet to plant. It rained 27 out of 30 days. Now, it’s too late to plant. Here, after May 20, you figure two less bushels per acre for every day you don’t plant. I did get in 14 acres of corn, only because my farm is on a sandy ridge, but most farmers will be all wheat and soybeans this year.

By: Malteser

Malteser — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:21:48 +0000

“Oh…so this is corn actually? I thought it was a banana..being yellow and all…so, this pops right?”

By: uncarastus

uncarastus — Tue, 31 May 2011 21:49:52 +0000

Cornography at its best!

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Tue, 31 May 2011 21:07:46 +0000

My lads love corn. They’ll steal ears out of the corn crib. As for sweet corn, they wait until I’ve picked and husked, and then they’ll go up to the basket and pick out the best ears. They’re corn dogs.

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Tue, 31 May 2011 19:20:13 +0000

He has much better hair than Donald.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:32:27 +0000

Popcornocalypse, Popcocalypse… sorry it’s hard to keep up with all the ocalypses that might occur these days.

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:05:57 +0000

Mebbe it’s Popocalypso, the new tropical dance craze?

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Tue, 31 May 2011 14:14:22 +0000

ifly, I believe the right word is Popocalypse…

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Tue, 31 May 2011 14:12:01 +0000

Regenerating ears of corn. Good to end world hunger. Bad for when zombie Orville Redenbaker unleashes his corny minions upon the earth in the popcornocalypse.

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Tue, 31 May 2011 13:58:19 +0000

Due to a misunderstanding and a basic lack of any idea how technology works, the former Governor was eager to understand more about how prevalent Internet Corn was, and asked to see some for himself.