Comments on: Wouldn’t hanging them be more humane?

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:37:54 +0000

@Onedoor, ha ha nice one!

By: Malteser

Malteser — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:18:53 +0000

Oh…darn it BG, you should have published this earlier! We (my fiancee and I) just booked our wedding entertainers. These fellows would have been a great alternative. I wonder though, would they be allowed to roam free at the venue or would they be bunched up together and tied somewhere?

By: Shra

Shra — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:08:08 +0000

One, you soooooo make me smile!!

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 10:31:40 +0000

@Simple: I promise that I wasn’t trying to punish or torture anyone. Well, at least not with the bagpipes…

It is just that “The Chicken Dance” tends to make me mildy hysterical, and thought of it done with bagpipes was pushing me right to the edge!

Dada dada dada dum, dada dada dada dum, dada dada dada dum, skreeeeech skreeeeeeech skreeeeeeeeech skreeeeeeeeeech.

By: SimpleGuy

SimpleGuy — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 09:48:15 +0000

And how about the people that hear that? Should they also be punished?

Best regards,
SimpleGuy

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Tue, 31 May 2011 22:22:32 +0000

Oh, I’d love to pay them to play “The Chicken Dance” at some reception. It would be too perfect, and now I have to attempt to stop my laughter!

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:29:47 +0000

No skeres, I believe it’s like H & R Block, but with just women accountants.

By: skeres

skeres — Tue, 31 May 2011 17:21:07 +0000

Is “Female Block” anything like writer’s block?

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:51:42 +0000

Can’t you just see these guys as the band in “The Wedding Singer”?

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Tue, 31 May 2011 16:27:44 +0000

@Shra, please enlighten us.