Cutest bear on earth visits my blog
Blog Guy, have you ever done anything as a blogger that you’re really ashamed of?
Nothing that anybody can prove.
Okay, okay, I guess you’ve heard I hired Medo the Bear Cub to do cute stuff on my blog today. I mean, we’re heading into the summer lull and I need the traffic.
I’m not proud of it. I spent most of my promotional budget for the year, but it’s worth it.
For an extra $75 Medo will even hug a dog. I guess he’s as shameless as I am.
It’s a pretty sad day, Blog Guy, when a sarcastic, smart-ass humor blogger like yourself resorts to a tactic like this.
Jeez, isn’t there anything else you could do to attract a few more innocent readers doing Google searches?
I could say the dog belongs to Kate Middleton.
Now you’ve hit rock bottom, Blog Guy. Any other click-bait you want to add while there’s still time?
No, I’m off to search for Medo’s mother. She’s a Mama Grizzly….
Bear cub Medo plays with the Logar family dog in Podvrh village, central Slovenia, June 1, 2011. REUTERS/Srdjan Zivulovic