News, but not the serious kind
Have more beer and take your mind off it…
Lamar, can I talk to you over here for a minute?
Boy, they’re really knocking back the brews. They’ve been drinking for three hours solid and going through keg after keg. But it’s worth it to keep customers happy.
Lamar, you did good with renting the tent and the beer selection. The big dishes of grilled asparagus and the slices of watermelon and other natural diuretics are a nice touch, too.
Just one question, Lamar. Where’s the men’s room?
Gosh, I didn’t want to pay extra to have one of those, boss. I’m thinking they can just hold it in…
I hope you’re right about that, Lamar.
Well Boss, my thinking was, I’d rather spend that money on renting this zen fountain for the tent. Just listen to all that trickling water…
A combination picture shows facial expressions of men as they lift a 551-pound stone during the traditional Bavarian stone-lifting competition in a beer tent in Grafing, near Munich, June 2, 2011. Stone-lifting, also called “Steinheben,” is the traditional Bavarian way of weightlifting and it dates back to the 15th century. REUTERS/Michael Dalder