For the foodie who has everything…
Blog Guy, I have a cooking question. How do you handle the pesky chore of skinning your snakes?
Yikes! You’ve written before about those specialty kitchen gadgets they sell, but this price seems really steep.
Well, it does come with a deluxe guy who holds one end of the snake in his mouth. That’s not cheap.
Listen, as long as you’re answering questions, how do you dispose of watermelons?
I use the Williams-Sonoma Deluxe Watermelon Goat-erizer, $1,299.99.
That’s a LOT of money. I gather it comes with a goat?
A deluxe goat, yes.
You guessed it. Williams-Sonoma Deluxe Digital Cornholders, $62,299.99.
Okay, now that’s just ridiculous. How could cornholders cost that much?
They come with a presidential candidate.
Oh. A deluxe one, I suppose?
Do I look like The Fricking Answer Man? Order it and see for yourself.
Top: Fishermen skin a sea snake belonging to the species which they identified as “kallis” in the Marathi language on the shores of Girgaum beach in Mumbai, June 3, 2011. REUTERS/Danish Siddiqui
Right: A goat eats discarded watermelons after farmers failed to sell them at a farm in La Mojonera, southeastern Spain, June 3, 2011. REUTERS/Francisco Bonilla
Left: Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney (L) looks at an ear of a corn during his visit to AgVision Agriculture Software, as CEO Jose Laracuente looks on in Ankeny, Iowa May 27, 2011. REUTERS/Brian C. Frank