News, but not the serious kind
Warning: suspect may wear a mullet-proof vest…
Okay, how is this guy not in jail yet?
We’ve had several stories about the so-called “Mullet Bandit,” who has robbed four banks in Ohio in the past month.
Before the FBI uses up a lot of valuable computer time cross-referencing “bad hair,” “Ohio” and “dumbass,” could I make a suggestion?
They need to subpoena the sales records from online wig sales businesses, because I know this guy is just wearing a mullet wig.
That is the only explanation. If this were a genuine mullet haircut, assuming he isn’t escaping in a time machine, it would make him one of only six guys in Ohio to wear one.
Heck, I’ve ratted out several mullet-heads in the past, and I have no regrets at all. It’s a good way to pick up extra spending money.
Top: A surveillance image released by the FBI shows a man with a mullet and a Seattle Mariners cap at the Fifth Third Bank in Columbus Ohio on May 18, 2011. REUTERS/FBI
Left: Actor David Spade is pictured in an undated publicity photo from his new film “Joe Dirt.” REUTERS
Right: Photos from online wig site