Comments on: Warning: suspect may wear a mullet-proof vest…

By: fwd079

fwd079 — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 07:52:58 +0000

@RB: thanks, geez that was long ago then..

By: Malteser

Malteser — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 07:22:34 +0000

@Doctor… you have me grinning in my office chair right now. Classic “growth spurt” comment lol

By: GeorgiaPeach

GeorgiaPeach — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:54:11 +0000

Mr. Pilot: “Mr. B. I don’t think you ratted out mullet-heads in the past I think you rocked the mullet with other mullet-heads in the past. Don’t be ashamed, we are not here to judge!”

BG…please, please, please share that photo. If you email it to me, I promise I won’t send it to everybody in my address book or post it on Facebook or anything like that. Trust me

By: justCAM

justCAM — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:33:21 +0000

@69 … How’d you know!?!? My sister was keeping him a secret. He’s not a bad guy. Buys me doughnuts to keep me quiet.

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:41:37 +0000

Spin, I’m turning into a platinum blonde. I’m just a wild and crazy blond out fo ra good time.

I would love to show up for work one day wearing a mullet wig like Spade is wearing. I love to see my secretary and paralegal wipe tears of laughter out of their eyes.

The last time, I came to work in dockers, since I didn’t have to be in court or anywhere. At 12:55, one of my partners, Jim, called and asked me to cover a court hearing at 1:00. I took off my sweater and borrowed a tie from Jim’s office. It matched my trousers and complemented my shirt. Beautiful! And then I put on Jim’s sport coat, a size 40 regular. I wear a 43 tall.

So I win the hearing. I’m in the elevator riding down to leave the courthouse. Giddy as a school boy. A woman in the elevator looks me up and down and stares and stares. I turned to her and say “I’m having a growth spurt.”

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 17:29:34 +0000

Life’s a garden, dig it!

By: justCAM

justCAM — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:13:13 +0000

@skeres … take one doughnut and call Doc in the morning.

By: skeres

skeres — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 14:02:24 +0000

Mullet wigs?

Two previous posts of tattoos?

And putting down poor Tigger?

I think my brain’s going to explode.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:40:42 +0000

Mr. B. I don’t think you ratted out mullet-heads in the past I think you rocked the mullet with other mullet-heads in the past. Don’t be ashamed, we are not here to judge!

By: Shra

Shra — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:39:56 +0000

Thanks BG, I was having trouble picturising a mullet, without googling it..

He is the Mullet Bandit
At least, he is not wearing spandex
coz that would have been goofy
and he might instead be called Foofy..