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Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?
If by “affordable” you mean he’ll accept a post-dated check he can’t cash until the second half of the Palin administration, yes I did, Boss.
So what’s wrong with this one? I know you do the best our budget will allow, but there are always some issues.
Nothing, Boss. Well, he does slouch a little, and he tends to keep his hands in his pockets.
I can live with that, Lamar.
Oh, and he has a tattoo. There he is now, in our first outfit on the runway.
Oh my God! Has a tattoo? The man IS a tattoo, Lamar! People in the audience are barfing in their purses! I’m ruined!
Does that mean you don’t want him to come back out to show our swimsuits, Boss?
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Canadian model Rick Genest presents a creation from Auslander’s collection during Fashion Rio Summer 2012 in Rio de Janeiro June 4, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker
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I wonder if that’s what TSA screeners see when you go thru the body scanner…
See, that’s what a steady diet of Ice Hockey and Poutine will do to you!
I actually felt scared! :O
My first question… is all that really a tattoo, or a good paint job?
If it is a tattoo.. I dont want to know how he got the one in the ear…
That’s the Orkin man after huffin’ too much pesticide.
OW OW OW! And I thought the last post looked ouchy! Ow!
@Shra…real tats, for sure. My niece is a tatooist and she told me about this guy, “Zombie Boy” a long time ago. What a freak! (Genest, I mean, NOT my niece….)
You can see clearly where the incision was done to facilitate the brain removal.
And ooo, it’s SO edgy to have a permanent scowl on your face. Good job!
Yep, they are real tats. And Staysha Randall is definitely a female. (I almost wish I HADN’T googled either of them.)
That’s amazing. I wouldn’t want to look like that, but wow, I have to admire his dedication to whatever the hell he’s thinking of.
is that a radiation symbol on his chest? If so, that could explain the whole tattoo theme he has going.
wouldn’t a mullet complete the look? ;P
I wouldnt want to see him when he smiles…
My favorite tattoo ever. The guy who had “PSYCHO” tattooed on his forehead.
Georgia, I think that’s Bio-Hazard.
Doc, so other people could read it, or so he could see it in the mirror ?
So others could read it. Second place and third place, respectively: “Stupid” and “Dude” on the forehead in the same way.
yes, CG, that makes perfect sense. This nice young man has gone thru a very arduous tattoo process as a public service announcement: never wear new clothes without washing them first, it’s a biohazard.
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My one GSD, Jack, has a tattoo. It’s either an “H” or “I” on his belly. It looks amateurish. Since we rescued him from death row, we joke about it being his prison tattoo. A male did that to him. It took him years to learn to trust me. He warms up to most women very quickly. He is the most affectionate GSD I have ever known.