News, but not the serious kind
You get a lot of modeling work, do you?
Lamar, we’ve got yet another fashion show today and we’re still broke. Did you manage to find us an affordable male model?
So what’s wrong with this one? I know you do the best our budget will allow, but there are always some issues.
Nothing, Boss. Well, he does slouch a little, and he tends to keep his hands in his pockets.
I can live with that, Lamar.
Oh, and he has a tattoo. There he is now, in our first outfit on the runway.
Oh my God! Has a tattoo? The man IS a tattoo, Lamar! People in the audience are barfing in their purses! I’m ruined!
Does that mean you don’t want him to come back out to show our swimsuits, Boss?
Canadian model Rick Genest presents a creation from Auslander’s collection during Fashion Rio Summer 2012 in Rio de Janeiro June 4, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker