News, but not the serious kind
Big trouble when the chips are down?
Oh Dear Lord, tell me this isn’t happening!
I just wanted to watch some tennis, so I called the boss on our busiest day of the year and said I was sick with projectile vomiting, impacted wisdom teeth, temporary insanity and a fever of 106…
I KNOW the news photographers are here. Please Lord, don’t let him do anything newsworthy!
Oh NO, he’s eating salt and vinegar potato chips! Cramming them down his cakehole like he’s going to the electric chair!
Wait! Maybe nobody will use the picture. I mean, who cares about a politician stuffing his face with greasy, high-sodium junk food? Nobody!
Crap, I just remembered that so-called humor blog everybody at the office reads. This is just the kind of photo that stupid Blog Guy putz would use…
Maybe if I just look down and cover my face…
Britain’s Prime Minister David Cameron eats as he watches Jo-Wilfried Tsonga of France play his fourth round singles match against Rafael Nadal of Spain at the Queen’s Club Championships in west London, June 10, 2011. REUTERS/Toby Melville