Comments on: Okay, what moron closed the sun roof?

By: Malteser

Malteser — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:28:40 +0000

@CrowGirl…you know, that’s the way Ghaddafi (GF)’s training his pilot recruits lately…

GF: “Pull the stick back, plane goes up. Turn left, plane tilts left, turn right, plane turns right. Understood?”
Pilot: “Er..excuse me Colonel, but how do we go down?”
GF: “Never mind that, leave that to NATO.”

By: Shra

Shra — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 07:08:10 +0000

Nice one, CG!

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:38:59 +0000

The golden rule of flying – take off optional, landing compulsory.

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:40:20 +0000

Haikkudos to Spin for especially good comments today…

By: skeres

skeres — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 13:33:21 +0000

You know, it’s probably not a bad idea to have a summer solar plane. But, this can’t be all that good in the far north during the winter months (or the far south, for that matter).

“Lamar, it’s Christmas Eve; fly me home!”

“Okay, boss; you have four hours of flight time.”

Now, at the equator, this isn’t all that bad. It’s very consistent; twelve hours of flying a day, period.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:48:03 +0000

After discussing the issue with the engineers we have come up with a fix for that problem. Next time we are going to have Lamar and Eugene “You Light Up My Life” Johnson run around on the wing with a few flashlights. Problem sol-ved. And hey, we can now expand into night flights! Gawsh I love this job!

By: Shra

Shra — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:02:39 +0000

i like the name “Oshkosh”… it rhymes with hodge-podge

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 10:15:41 +0000

Wow, imagine trying to plan your flights:
first you check the almanac for sunny days; and if the weather changes, do you stay at work or leave a day early and act as thought it were planned?

Oh, and it’s hot in the plane and they are Belgians. I hope the seats are fabric covered or the passengers will be sliding all over once they decide to get nekid in the heat!

By: GeorgiaPeach

GeorgiaPeach — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 10:10:00 +0000

Lamar: Hey boss, there’s a guy here who says he wants to be a pilot for your solar fleet. What? Yeah, he says he has experience. His name is Icarus.

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