News, but not the serious kind
Fashion models are fit to be tied?
Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today, and money is still very tight.
I sure did, boss. I’d introduce you but they’re tied up right now.
Well, I’d sure like to see them, Lamar. Are they really that busy?
No, not busy, just tied up, like I said.
I figured if I tied up some women and bought ‘em in for the show, then our only cost is 50 yards of clothesline. That’s it.
LAMAR! Are you insane? That’s kidnapping! It’s illegal in many states!”
No, they volunteered. I just found wannabe models and asked if they’d like me to show them the ropes.
Oh, that should put us on a firm legal footing then.
Six months from now, chicks could be dressing just like this when they go for an evening out.
True, Lamar. I guess it could have benefits. It would sure keep them from texting all evening…
Models present creations from Samuel Cirnansck’s collection during Sao Paulo Fashion week Summer 2012 in Sao Paulo June 13, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker