A skeleton crew of bikini models?
Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.
That’s our bikini model, Boss. Too fat?
Lamar, you dimwit! No woman is going to buy one of our swimsuits to try and look like that bony twig! Cripes, I’m afraid she’ll have a wardrobe malfunction when her shoulder blade cuts through the bra strap!
Don’t be so negative, Boss. Give me a couple of days of feeding her doughnuts and milkshakes nonstop, and we can bulk her up to a size zero. Trust me, she’ll be up to 70 pounds by Monday.
And besides, how was I supposed to know she was too thin?
Well Lamar, one giveaway might have been the way her shoulder tattoo shows up in reverse on her other shoulder.
A model presents a creation from Movimento’s Summer 2012 collection during Sao Paulo Fashion week in Sao Paulo June 14, 2011. REUTERS/Paulo Whitaker