Welcome to the Grenade-o-Rama!
First off, ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for coming out to our sixth annual Grenade-o-Rama! I don’t know about you folks, but I think this is the best one yet!
Let’s also thank the ladies for the tasty deviled eggs and potato salad, which we should probably eat as quickly as possible considering it’s 110 degrees out here.
And it looks like we have a winner! It’s Lamar, with an incredible SIXTEEN live RPGs in his arms!
This is Lamar’s first time in the competition. As you know, the previous five winners are unfortunately unavailable…
Isn’t that amazing, ladies and gentlemen! Look at that, he’s even flashing the victory sign! My goodness, he’s not going to do it with BOTH hands, is he? NO, Lamar!
A rebel poses with rocket-propelled grenades taken from an armored personnel carrier captured from forces loyal to Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi on the outskirts of the town of Zlitan, west of the rebel-held port city of Misrata June 10, 2011. REUTERS/Abdelkader Belhessin