The carrot and the shtick?
Hey Blog Guy, it’s me. That guy who collects photographs of famous people with vegetables. Bet you didn’t think you’d hear from me again.
It wasn’t. First ladies with sweet potatoes are a dime a dozen, going back to Lucretia Garfield.
How about the Michelle Obama with red peppers? Here’s one on the left.
What would you say to Michelle Obama holding a carrot?
Are you just toying with me? There has been chatter about a carrot photo for the last couple of days, but I didn’t dare believe it. What with the recent changes in the food pyramid, that would be worth its weight in gold.
Gold? Twenty-four carrot gold, I suppose?
You shut up, Blog Guy! This is a serious hobby! Big money is involved.
Let me ask you something. Let’s just say I could lay my hands on a shot of Mitt Romney smirking at an ear of corn?
You’ll never have anything like that. Not on a blogger’s salary. That shot is only a rumor, and it’s already on the fast track to be Goofiest Photo of the Year.
Yeah, silly me. I guess that’s the stuff dreams are made of.
Top: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama holds up a carrot she just harvested as she gardens at a community service project at Vhuthilo Community Center in Soweto township, Johannesburg June 22, 2011. REUTERS/Charles Dharapak/Pool
Left: Obama speaks at the Walmart announcement initiative to make food healthier and more affordable in Washington, January 20, 2011. REUTERS/Yuri Gripas
Right: Obama lifts a large sweet potato that she helped dig from the ground during the fall harvest of the White House Kitchen Garden at the White House in Washington, October 20, 2010. REUTERS/Jason Reed
Lower left: Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney looks at an ear of a corn during his visit to AgVision Agriculture Software, in Ankeny, Iowa May 27, 2011. REUTERS/Brian C. Frank