Let me regalia with a story…
Needless to say, we’re very excited about the big unveiling, Lamar. We hired you to design military uniforms for our newly independent country because of your reputation.
No, as the very cheapest. So let’s see what you’ve come up with.
Wow! I LOVE it! Braid, epaulets, sashes, brass buckles, kilts, spats, doodads, frippery, geegaws…
Was there any particular military unit that influenced you the most in your design?
Well, I wouldn’t wear these uniforms around the Salvation Army headquarters if I were you.
That’s good to know. So now, show us what you’ve designed for our privates.
Time out. Am I just supposed to ignore that juicy straight line?
I would if I were you. Ahem. So now, show us what you’ve designed for our privates.
This uniform IS for privates. The officers’ outfits have lots more stuff.
Yikes! Okay. Then show us the everyday fatigues.
These ARE the everyday fatigues…
Britain’s Prince Charles salutes as soldiers march down the Royal Mile during Armed Forces Day in Edinburgh, Scotland June 25, 2011. REUTERS/David Moir