News, but not the serious kind
We’ve got fresh Kate, direct from Canada!
Blog Guy, I have a complaint. Kate Middleton has been in Canada for several days now and you’ve written nothing about it, even though some of your readers are seriously addicted to her.
In this top picture, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, and her husband are engaging in an activity I know very well, making bagpiper jokes.
Really? That seems very cruel and insensitive.
Hey, he’s only a bagpiper. Look, they’re laughing and taunting him. Wish I was there.
I’m not sure I believe you. What about that next picture?
Catherine is saying, “Hey, let’s bury that dude’s bagpipes, Willie! He’ll NEVER think to dig here!”
“Oh, look up at that cloud, Willie! It looks just like that guy trying to find his bagpipes!”
That’s quite enough, Blog Guy. When your blog is this dumb, it can only mean one thing. It’s a holiday weekend in America, and you don’t think anybody will notice. Am I right?
Hey, my phone ain’t exactly ringing off the hook with complaints, pal…
Top: Britain’s Prince William and his wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, walk to a tree planting ceremony at Rideau Hall in Ottawa July 2, 2011.
Left: Britain’s Prince William watches as his wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, shovels dirt during a tree planting ceremony at Rideau Hall in Ottawa July 2, 2011.
Right: Britain’s Prince William and his wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, watch a Canadian Air Force flypast during Canada Day celebrations on Parliament Hill in Ottawa July 1, 2011.
REUTERS photos by Chris Wattie