Hey, there’s thuggage in your luggage!
Blog Guy, it’s July 6. Isn’t that the date you usually announce the coveted Doofus of the Year Award?
So? So? The winner is?
Some guy who tried to escape from a Mexican prison zipped up in a suitcase, after a conjugal visit by his girlfriend.
How did this EVER seem like a good plan? I mean, was his visitor going to say, “Guards, I’m ready to go now. Say, can you help me with this extremely large, bulging suitcase I brought in for a one-hour conjugal visit?”
“Si, Señorita! This is a VERY fine suitcase! This is the kind you can push down the stairs, like this, and shoot with a pistol, like this, and set on fire, like this, and it still works, no?”
Well, I have to compliment you on a great choice, Blog Guy, although I suppose you were disappointed not to give it to that other person.
Yeah, I hope this prisoner doesn’t notice we had to scratch Donald Trump’s name off the plaque…
Top: Prison guards stand around an inmate as he hides in a suitcase during an escape attempt from a prison in Chetumal in this July 2, 2011 handout photo released to Reuters on July 5, 2011. REUTERS/Government of Quintana Roo-Secretary of State for Public Security/Handout
Right: Maria del Mar Arjona Rivero, 19, holds the suitcase in which she tried to smuggle her partner out of the prison where he is serving a sentence for unspecificied federal crimes, as she left following a conjugal visit in Chetumal, July 2, 2011. REUTERS/Government of Quintana Roo-Secretary of State for Public Security/Handout