I can fix this one up real good, Duchess!
Blog Guy, I know you have close ties to Britain’s royal family, so maybe you can answer a question. Why are Prince William and Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, spending so much time in Canada?
Look, we’ve been through this before. If you put it in your blog, nobody will even see it.
Okay. William is shopping for a used car.
Are you kidding me? He can’t find used cars in Britain?
Sure, but he thinks he can get a better deal in Canada. He likes to inspect the vehicles, kick the tires, that sort of thing.
What tires? I mean, I hate to mention it, but…
Yeah, he definitely has a fondness for older cars that need some work, which is why if you ever drive by Buckingham Palace you’ll see six or seven Canadian wrecks up on blocks.
Not yet. It always comes down to moving the steering wheel to the right-hand side of the dashboard, and he can never find anything to attach it to over there.
Top, left, right: Britain’s Prince William and his wife Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge look at the damage left after a forest fire in Slave Lake, Alberta July 6, 2011. REUTERS/Andy Clark
Lower right: Catherine walks while visiting Blatchford Lake, Northwest Territories in Canada July 5, 2011. REUTERS/Arthur Edwards/pool