Comments on: I can fix this one up real good, Duchess!

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 11:41:32 +0000

I know what you mean, Spin. Every so often we’ll have a story about some fairly backward country “dissolving parliament,” and the mental image I get is… Oh, never mind.

By: rcbasler

rcbasler — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 12:02:55 +0000

Shra, Jib was making a movie reference to… oh wait, I’m not falling into that trap.

By: Shra

Shra — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 07:16:28 +0000

Fwd, look at her!! She is one step away from being a propah stick!
Jib, nah, my name is Shra. Honest.

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:30:51 +0000

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By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 18:42:43 +0000

This wasn’t in a fortune cookie. Someone very wise once told me this: “If you are going to sin, sin boldly.”

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 13:32:28 +0000

@Doc: Good morning! I put fortunes and horoscopes in the same grab bag: “Up for Grins and Interpretations.” Though I have kept one close to my heart – “It could be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” Why, yes, I am a tad warped:)

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 12:56:49 +0000

No One, that line just occurred to me. My last fortune cookie said my lunch companion was going to pay for my lunch. It said: “Good fortune will befall you today.” Unfortunately, I was lunching with a (metaphorically speaking) myopic literalist who did not appreciate my skills in textual interpretation.

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 00:43:34 +0000

@Doc: You get Yeats poetry in your fortune cookies?????

OK: “Never give all the heart, for love will hardly seem worth thinking of to passionate women if it seem certain.” (in bed)

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:06:45 +0000

“Hearts are not to be had as a gift, hearts are to be earned [in bed].” — William Butler Yeats

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 01:40:06 +0000

@Crow: Do what my friends and I do. Add the words “in bed” to the end of your fortune. Makes quite a few of them pretty funny.

@ifly: Do compact cars grow back more quickly?