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Honey, I’m goin’ shoppin’ downtown. You want anything?
I sure do, Earl. We need skim milk, tuna fish, Hostess Ding Dongs, and darn, there was something else…
Oh yeah, daggers! We’ve got some birthdays coming up and daggers make great gifts.
Sure thing, sweetie. Who has the best daggers? Mac the Knife?
Are you nuts? That highway robber? No, I go to Blades R Us, over on 28th Street! That guy chews a lot of qat, so he’ll take whatever you offer him.
Okie dokie, honey!
Oh and Earl, can you pick up a big machete for my hairdresser?
No, I can’t carry that much, sweetie, I was gonna walk on my hands.
Ah, that sounds about right, Earl. It’s a real nice day for it, too.
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Top: A vendor sells daggers on a street in the old city of Sanaa July 7, 2011. REUTERS/Suhaib Salem
Left: A vendor sells daggers at a shop in the old city of Sanaa June 20, 2011. REUTERS/Suhaib Salem
Lower left: An anti-government protester walks on his hands during a protest to demand the ouster of Yemen’s President Ali Abdullah Saleh in the southern city of Taiz, May 10, 2011. REUTERS/Khaled Abdullah
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BG, is that last picture intended to be a Friday Mr. Fab Abs for your female readers?
and let’s not revisit that qat thing…ewwwwwwww
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Daggers and Ding Dongs?!?
Where the heck are the donuts?
Extra sprinkles please!
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Hey! You’re upside-down!
And dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
And he dabbles in replica WWF championship belts.
Daggers Daggers on shop’s wall
who’s the nastiest of ‘em all?
How do I know mr, I’m a dagger not a blogger
Skim milk, tuna fish, Hostess Ding Dongs? Where’re ya’ll from anyways? Hereabouts it’s Nabs, Beanie-weenies, Moonpies and Mountain Dew…with “pig-stickers” for the mouth breather who has everything….
If a man is walking on his hands, and he has a girlfriend, do they walk hand and foot?
It could be, jclimacus, it could be.
Wait, there are people out there who think that sharp implements DON’T make great gifts? Weird.
Now wait just a minute. How is his walking on his hands gonna help the revolution. He is just being daft.
Or maybe he lost something and is looking for it. Yeah, that sounds like a plausible explaination to moi.
Bravo skeres….also, what happens to hoof-n-mouth when someone walks on their hands.
I’ve walked on my hands for the sheer joy of it (until that painful rush in my head fought for space with the voices), on a dare, but NEVER as a protest vehicle since it just makes it easier for police to just push your feet to knock you down.
just sayin’