The stage is comin’ with a duchess on it!
Crap, Willy, what now? What is this thing taking us into town?
Shut up. They don’t have big limousines in Calgary?
Not so much, I guess.
Sigh. What’s on our schedule for day number 840 in Canada?
Uh, let’s see. Hey, it looks like we’re taking part in some kind of a Village People retrospective…
Jeez Louise, Willy! I thought it was gonna be FUN being the Queen!
Willy, why is that man holding out that white hat?
Um, I think that’s in case you’re going to lose your lunch after the bumpy stagecoach ride…
Well, they’re very thoughtful here, I’ll say that for them…
Top: Britain’s Prince William and his wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, arrive on a stagecoach wearing cowboy hats for a Canadian government reception in Calgary, Alberta, July 7, 2011. REUTERS/Phil Noble
Left: William and Catherine pose with First Nations people Eva Meguinis (2nd R) and Gilbert Eagle Bear (2nd L) at a Canadian government reception in Calgary, Alberta July 7, 2011. REUTERS/Stringer
Right: William and Catherine are given cowboy hats by the mayor of Calgary Naheed Nenshi upon their arrival in Calgary, Alberta, July 7, 2011. REUTERS/Todd Korol
Bottom right: Catherine smiles while meeting fans at the Calgary Stampede in Calgary, Alberta, July 7, 2011. REUTERS/Todd Korol