Say, William (I refuse to call him anything else) looks quite dishy in that cowboy hat. Just dont take it off.

@Doc: I think Festus was just talking off the top of his head…

East is east and west is west
And the wrong one I have chose
Let’s go where they keep on wearin’
Those frills and flowers and buttons and bows
Sapphire rings and lots of bling and and shoes with open toes.

Don’t bury me in this prairie
Take me where the cement grows
Let’s go back to your home town
Where they love a gal by the cut o’ her clothes
And you’re goofy dad will regale ya in a kilt with lots of buttons and bows.
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 11/06/27/let-me-regalia-with-a-story/

I’ll love you in buckskin
Or kilts that you’ve homespun
But I’ll love ya’ longer, stronger where
Yer friends don’t tote a gun

My now royal bones denounce the buckboard bounce
And the cactus hurts my toes
Let’s vamoose where your royal grandma keeps a-wearin’
Those linen suits with coordinated hats and heels that are sensibly low
And I’m all yours in buttons and bows.

Gimme Buckingham trimmin’ where women are women
In fascinator hats and haute couture clothes
And the stench of poutine doesn’t clog my nose
And I’m all yours in buttons and bows.

I sincerely hope Grandma Liz doesn’t see these photos. I fear it might mean back to the Goring for Kate! “Commoners to the left, please.” http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 11/04/14/the-clampetts-are-here-your-maj esty/