Comments on: The stage is comin’ with a duchess on it! News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: Shra Mon, 11 Jul 2011 07:03:39 +0000 The White Hat Conspiracy has gone Royal!!!!
The Apocalypse sure is here!!
We are dooooooooooooooooooomed!

Say, William (I refuse to call him anything else) looks quite dishy in that cowboy hat. Just dont take it off.

By: GeorgiaPeach Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:09:43 +0000 maybe Kelsey Grammer will sing to the Duchess while she’s in the states QE

By: CrowGirl Sun, 10 Jul 2011 20:41:14 +0000 I think you’re right Dave.

By: DoctorDoll Sun, 10 Jul 2011 17:22:52 +0000 One, Nice!

By: Onedoor Sat, 09 Jul 2011 00:51:42 +0000 @Georgia: great take off on the song!

@Doc: I think Festus was just talking off the top of his head…

By: GeorgiaPeach Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:43:36 +0000 A Canadian ranch is just a branch of a Nowhere Junction to me.
Give me the city where the castles are pretty and the gals wear finery.

East is east and west is west
And the wrong one I have chose
Let’s go where they keep on wearin’
Those frills and flowers and buttons and bows
Sapphire rings and lots of bling and and shoes with open toes.

Don’t bury me in this prairie
Take me where the cement grows
Let’s go back to your home town
Where they love a gal by the cut o’ her clothes
And you’re goofy dad will regale ya in a kilt with lots of buttons and bows. 11/06/27/let-me-regalia-with-a-story/

I’ll love you in buckskin
Or kilts that you’ve homespun
But I’ll love ya’ longer, stronger where
Yer friends don’t tote a gun

My now royal bones denounce the buckboard bounce
And the cactus hurts my toes
Let’s vamoose where your royal grandma keeps a-wearin’
Those linen suits with coordinated hats and heels that are sensibly low
And I’m all yours in buttons and bows.

Gimme Buckingham trimmin’ where women are women
In fascinator hats and haute couture clothes
And the stench of poutine doesn’t clog my nose
And I’m all yours in buttons and bows.

I sincerely hope Grandma Liz doesn’t see these photos. I fear it might mean back to the Goring for Kate! “Commoners to the left, please.” 11/04/14/the-clampetts-are-here-your-maj esty/

By: ladylala Fri, 08 Jul 2011 19:28:52 +0000 @ifly” “just cause”–I get it.

By: iflydaplanes Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:51:06 +0000 Holy shiny face on the Dutchess, Batman!

By: iflydaplanes Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:56:23 +0000 And then…there was a Mountie. Why? Just cause, that’s why.

By: Dave_not_dave Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:55:55 +0000 Anybody else notice how many white hats there are in Calgary? I think the seat of the conspiracy has been identified. Now Willie and Kate are implicated too.