Reading in bed just got a lot better…
Okay Lamar, your memo said you’ve come up with a totally new fashion concept in women’s apparel. I’m very excited, so show me what you’ve got.
It’s lingerie that you can read, Boss. So if you get bored with your partner, you can at least read what she’s wearing for entertainment.
Are you a total moron, Lamar? What guy gets BORED looking at a woman wearing lingerie?
It’ll be a real turn-on for smart guys, Boss. It’s like, “Wait here, Big Boy, I’m gonna slip into something more educational…”
Lamar, you’ve hit a new low. Today, I’m going to shoot you.
The Linger-Read comes in all the classic books, Boss. Think of the ad slogans. “Surprise the Dickens out of your man…” “Take a Trollope home tonight…”
I’m loading this revolver now, Lamar.
“Give your lover a Tolkien of your affection…” “This is no Catch 22! What the Heller you waiting for?”
I’m cocking the gun now, Lamar!
Damn, why do they put a safety on this stupid gun?
A model prepares her outfit backstage before the Triumph Inspiration Award lingerie show during the Berlin Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2012 in Berlin July 6, 2011. REUTERS/Bob Strong