A loco motive for doing this?
Hey Doctor, it’s me! Earl! I’m calling from out here on the railway line where you sent me. Are you positive this will make me better?
You say the electrical energy from the rails will cure me, but how do I get it from the train into me?
Ever hear of a conductor, Earl?
Should I have an anesthetic?
Yeah, I’d suggest a local.
Should I lie on my stomach?
No, you should be on your caboose.
I thought I’d be alone out here, Doc, but it’s like Grand Central Station!
I’m sorry if it’s crowded. I believe Dr. Whiplash uses the same tracks for his patients.
Earl, that’s what those green pills are for. Just take those.
Ah, right. Here they are. You’re sure diesel help?
Top and right: Residents lie on railway tracks in Rawa Buaya in Indonesia’s West Java province July 13, 2011. The residents believe that the electrical energy from the tracks will cure them of various illnesses. REUTERS/Enny Nuraheni
Left: Snidely Whiplash